iammakingperfectsense: hazzasgotalittlelou: directioner-danosaur: insidemymmind: Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS...
gryzio: d-hizzle: oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
“It’s ok to objectify guys, they’re guys, they don’t care.” “Guys can’t get raped, they never don’t want sex.” “Men should be the ones to do the asking.” “Men should always pay on a date.” “It’s okay for me to be sexually attracted to watching two gay men have sex, but not for men to be attracted to lesbians.” “It’s impossible for men to be victims of domestic violence, they’re bigger and...
princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG! guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
2 Finales that made me sob.
boymeetsworldgirlmeetsworld: 1. Boy Meets World 2. The Office
looking-for-colfer: fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything. is that John green
spookymormon: please stop asking me about my future ill cry
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myneighbourtaotoro: Kris : Who the fuck is Dominoes? Lay : Its been 10 seconds passed now….why haven’t you text back? Luhan : Why were you screaming its slenderman in your bedroom? WHO IS HE? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY MAN IN YOUR LIFE? Chen : You didn’t answer my 67th call…ARE YOU BREAKING WITH ME? Xiumin : Why…
c0astgu4rd: capitolprostitute: zuzuandmako: booksgalore20: d00medcapt0r: aqua-rius: c-lassifornia: ep1c: b-o-h-o-summers: sluts-and-hipsters: OH MY GOD. THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN POSTED ON TUMBLR . This is amazing, just watch it!!! Reblogging this AGAIN i’ve never seen anything this amazing in my entire life. i have no words to...
GUYS CAN WE HAVE A MOMENT TO JUST-
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to...– W.M. Lewis (via hcxx)
bigtimejessemacbelieber: so i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS