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ireallyhatecornnuts:

I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.

(Source: kate-wisehart, via themoononcrack)

plant-sexual:

kia-kaha-winchesters:

astrospection:

ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.

THIS NEEDS WAY MORE NOTES. EVERYONE: PRINT THESE OUT AND POST THEM AT YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL SHELTERS AND POLICE DEPARTMENTS. WARN PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. KEEP YOUR DOGS INSIDE! IT’S NOT WORTH THE RISK TO LEAVE THEM ALONE IN THE YARD. 

@enaudible

plant-sexual:

kia-kaha-winchesters:

astrospection:

ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.

THIS NEEDS WAY MORE NOTES. EVERYONE: PRINT THESE OUT AND POST THEM AT YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL SHELTERS AND POLICE DEPARTMENTS. WARN PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. KEEP YOUR DOGS INSIDE! IT’S NOT WORTH THE RISK TO LEAVE THEM ALONE IN THE YARD. 

@enaudible

(Source: arcadeceasefire, via neverforgetyourtowel)

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via neverforgetyourtowel)

teratocybernetics:

lolcuteanimals:

Baby arctic fox calling.

IT IS SO LITTLE IT ONLY HAS THE TWO TEETH

teratocybernetics:

lolcuteanimals:

Baby arctic fox calling.

IT IS SO LITTLE IT ONLY HAS THE TWO TEETH

(via blazingzain)

thunderwear:

im gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks im outstanding

(via motherzarry)

edenwolfie:

My students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

edenwolfie:

My students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

(via motherzarry)

lesbighost:

I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

(via amigokey)

rosycoloredhiddles:

pippipcheeriopeasants:

gingerbrownies:

A Civil War Hits London, This Shocking One Second a Day Video Shows How it Destroys a Little Girl’s Life

Wow.

Holy crap

(via min-tokkiwriter)


'pay attention to children they know more about love and fright than you do'

'pay attention to children they know more about love and fright than you do'

(Source: cistro, via neverforgetyourtowel)

megustamemes:

Best handshake ever

megustamemes:

Best handshake ever

(via neverforgetyourtowel)

tricksterity:

the worst things to ever happen to fashion:

  • fake pockets
  • making every single shirt see through
  • seriously why does it have to be see through
  • what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
  • it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
  • and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue

(via selatequila)